john workman 

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.

yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch”

john workman by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019

John crane 

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.

Do not be a john crane

John crane by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019

John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.

John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr

John Ham Boy by yungggphat July 2, 2019

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

John Wilkes Booth by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

John McGlinn 

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.

He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.

John McGlinn by Costa1234 July 25, 2019

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

John Curtis by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

john smith 3:15 

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

john smith 3:15 by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019