Warwick Valley Middle School

In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders 🥵

Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?

by Weirddepressedshit November 23, 2020

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I'm Gay
And proud

*John pull his middle finger*
Person1: Look John is Gay

Person2: And proud

by Not hassan May 28, 2022

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Ashland middle school

Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at

Ooohh I get it now

Get what?

You go to Ashland middle school.

by Sackpant June 6, 2018

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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

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