by ThugDoubt October 15, 2006
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
Used by urban "yoots" as an alternative to "you know what I mean".
Generally an indication that the person delivering the phrase should be the subject of police interrogation as it is likely that they will be the latest contributor to britain's knife culture.
Generally an indication that the person delivering the phrase should be the subject of police interrogation as it is likely that they will be the latest contributor to britain's knife culture.
TV Interviewer: Does anyone you know carry a knife?
yoot: Yeah man, all da kids is carrying knives, innit. For protection, you get me?
yoot: Yeah man, all da kids is carrying knives, innit. For protection, you get me?
by ben_jammin March 19, 2007
Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009
A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
(A)
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"
- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(B)
Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"
- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(B)
Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008
What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".
p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
by Hyper-z June 25, 2005