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ass fucking cock sucker 

hornty as hell
stroung sex
Banging a hot chick
Did your mom last night bitch
wow u ass fucking cock sucker that was some good sex

Donald Fucking .J Trump 

The 45th president of the United States that has fucked the U.S. into fucking ablivion.
Thank God Donald Fucking .J Trump isn’t our president any more.

Fish Fucking 

The act of taking massive quantities of painkilling medication to the point of experiencing "bonelessness," and using your soft, wet, scaly, spaghetti noodle cock to hopelessly and pathetically attempt to bring pleasure to a lover.
I went out to the bar last night after you juiced me and ended up fish fucking some hairy old bean bag.
Fish Fucking by Marcus Aurrelius December 18, 2011

Sport fucking 

Sport fucking is the art of having sex with the opposite sex for sport or to keep score over your other degenerate friends. A competition can consist of at least two players, with of the same sex. The object of the game is to have sex with as many people as possible in a set time table. A point is awarded for each consensual partner. The player with the most points wins.
My friends and I have an annual sport fucking contest when we go on a cruise.

thumb-fucking 

Thumb-fucking is a term describing repetitive text-messaging.
Will you stop thumb-fucking your girlfriend and listen to me for one second?

Who are you thumb-fucking?

thumb-fucking by Bear Toe March 13, 2008

Iphone Fucking 

Well due to the fact Iphone's do "everything" (yes, look at the first description of iphone on Urban Dictionary). I was led to not believe this, but I had to take my afternoon shit, and I forgot to bring my iphone with me. So I got back to my room and my brother was fucking the shit out of this girl. I'm like, "Woa what are you doing". When he saw me the girl instantaniously transformed back into my iphone.

So an Iphone Fucker is one who fucks an Iphone ,whether it be a hot girl that the iphone transformed into, or just plain fucking an iphone cause you're bored.
Georgie: Hey Joe last night I fucked this real sexy girl in your bedroom!
Joe: Well that explain this salty white spot on my Iphone.... Fuck You Gerogie!
Gerogie: ..... Awe C'mon Joe I was just Iphone Fucking your Iphone
Iphone Fucking by I-sack1200 August 18, 2011