dirty jimenez

The act of sticking your finger up your butt and wiping your fecal matter on your upper lip. Basically giving yourself a dirty sanchez.
Fuck giving that bitch a dirty sanchez, Im gonna make her do the dirty jimenez.

I can't get hard unless i do the dirty jimenez
by Stubs Magnificent July 06, 2008
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Dirty Schatzki

to fuck a girl you just met without a condom and cum in her pussy, not worrying about catching an STD or getting her pregnant because you completely do not give a fuck
That dude told me that he pulled a Dirty Schatzki on some bitch he met at the club last night.
by Cali Conquistador December 06, 2009
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Dirty Thirties

The age at which single women without children realise that their biological clock is ticking, As a consequence they may lower their standards and increase their willingness to perform sexual acts as a matter of desperation in order to find a mate/sexual partner. They may also attempt to hook up with younger males as an attempt to elongate their youth.

The expression almost always refers to women, as men are thought to always be in this state.
"Lets go to club x and pull some dirty thirties..."
by MacTheKinife February 24, 2010
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dirty ryan

a bad-ass with a fucked up mind ... and sex toys. better love him.
look at dirty ryan have at it
by corgi was here May 30, 2018
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dirty pop

Travis: So I heard you and your girl got freaky last night.
Jon: Ya I dirty popped her cherry.
by Caito February 27, 2008
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dirty teacup

The act of forming a very cup-like depression with one's own ball-sack, then filling said scrotal-saucer with a cheap alcoholic fluid of your choosing. Execution involves recruiting the filthiest tramp-whore in your immediate proximity to retrieve the beverage without enlisting the help of her hands.
Dude, remember that tramp in the pink skirt... fuckin dirty teacupped her!
by D-Twizzy September 29, 2006
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Dirty Deadmau5

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor at an electronic concert and wiping off the vaginal juices on your friends shirt.
guy1- Why does your shirt smell like fish?

guy2- John wiped his fucking hand on my shirt after he was done fingering that girl.

guy1- That Dirty Deadmau5 son of a bitch!
by AL777 October 16, 2011
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