cheese smurf 

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

cheese smurf by The Carr September 6, 2007

cheese 

a dairy product made of milk of animals!

that was a foul smelling cheese.

cheese by A1YDZ January 17, 2008

cheese 

1). Used in red light boredom situations in which the cheese-master makes the car directly next to it roll down their window like they are asking for directions. But, instead of asking for directions, the cheese-master tells the person in the other car that there is "cheese" on the floor next to their car in order to receive "lullz-on-the-go." The cheese-master can also say that there is cheese on the other car's tires to maximize lullz after repeated use.

2). This process can also be used when walking around in high traffic areas to gain "lullz-on-foot."

Cheese-Master: "excuse me sir, (honk) (honk)....."

Driver of Bait Car: "yes, how may i help you sir?"

Cheese-Master: "yo, you got some cheese on your tires, you might lose traction."

Driver of Bait Car: (head out the window looking at tire)

A). "oh really, thanks sir, the world needs more people like you."

OR

B). "screw you, you're just trying to get me to look down at my car so you can Shadow-smack me."

cheese by shadow-smack May 19, 2010

Cheese Expert 

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.

A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.

Cheese Expert by drtoucan January 3, 2011

Fromundo Cheese

(frum-un-do cheese)

Pasty, dense substance found under sack in taint area, leg crack, and seldomly in ass crack. Can most commonly be found after long sweaty days of work and in those who do not bathe regularly.
Smell can be described by one or all of 4 things,
1. Shit
2. Rotten Pussy
3. Carcus
4. Pure Nasty

Fromundo cheese fromundo the doo bag.

Fromundo Cheese by rbl922203 September 25, 2005

death cheese 

Cheese that is so mouldy the stench would literally kill you

Guy one: "Fuck that cheese reeks"
Guy two: "Yeah its death cheese in a packet!!"

death cheese by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006

Buck Cheese 

The act of running naked after losing by 6 cups in the game of beer pong. If the other team has six cups left (during a game of ten cup, or if you suck and lose by 6 in 6 cup) and they sink your last cup you must run naked either around the facility you are drinking in or along an allotted course set by your opponents.

Redemption Rule: if you have one cup left and the opponents sink only one ball you may shoot for redemption, if you sink it you may keep shooting untill you miss or get under 6 cups which at that time means you still lose but you don't run BUCK CHEESE. if you miss a shot before you go under 6, you run buck cheese.

Tim: "If I make this shot you have to run Buck Cheese!"

(crowd gathers)
(Tim Makes The Shot)

Crowd and Tim: "BUCK CHEESE, BUCK CHEESE, BUCK CHEESE!!!!"

Buck Cheese by broingloid September 18, 2009