Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
Get the Boner hostagemug. by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016
Get the misunderstood bonermug. 1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014
Get the Word Bonermug. A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.
by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025
Get the Electric Bonermug. by Salty sock September 26, 2021
Get the Bonermug. I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
Get the Boner Swagmug. Los Angeles, CA
Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
Get the Boner Palm Treemug.