Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”

by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

National Nitzia is The Best Day!

Nitzia is the best Woohoo

Josh: "You're the Best Nitzia"
Nitzia:"What"
Josh:"It's National Nitzia is The Best Day!"

by SillyMars🌚 May 24, 2023

im the best ever

a person thats better than everyone that is in his area

david goggins: im the best ever

random dude: yes, yes you are

by theydontknowmeson June 1, 2023

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket

This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best

by Libushe July 17, 2023

Aiden (the best definition)

guys i really cant take it anymore with this guy when does it end please sttop
this guy is too much and hes too big too hes my bundle of joy but sometimes he just so annoying and i cannot take it anymore (why is he black/jjjjj)

So Aidens are really versatile people really. I think they are very great and reliable and hot. I bet he gets all the rizz he can. I just really love aiden dude jesus christ.

AIDEN PLEASE GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK IM SORRY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE

Another thing about aiden. Besides being a great guy, he's always here for you and ready to give you a big ol' hug when you need it the most. He's always been there for me and I mean always (please help).

AIDEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I TRUSTED YOU WITH EVERYTHING STOPPPPPP AIDEN PLEASE U STUPID MUFFIN LOVING PIRATE PUNCHER YOU

Aidens are also very trustworthy might I add.

guy1: "Man that Aiden (the best definition) guy is really great isnt he?"

guy2: "Yea right? He's so reliable and everything."

by greatdefinitionsguy12 July 25, 2023