Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40

I have blue testicles

by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Air testical

A testical of air

You have an air testical in your lungs

by Veddix369 November 27, 2019

cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.

Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

chicken testicles

Calling someone a bitch

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles

by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020

Cueball Testys

Cueball testys is similar to diamond hands and relates to stock trading or gambling. Prior to holding a stock, you have cueball sized testys when making a very risky but highly profitable option or stock purchase. This can also relate to a very large wager while gambling.

Adam you have huge cueball testys for buying the GME call for $3400.

by EnglishMajor10 March 11, 2021

irish testicles

Potatoes

Hey could you pass the Irish testicles?

by Poion606 March 25, 2021