Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

Saltbro

Two bros bonded at their saltsoul, never to be burned.

Together we salt, separate we burn.
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Look, it’s Kris and Ree, the Saltbros!

by Urbanbird May 11, 2024

Salty

upset about something

2 problems tho:

1) they're division rivals with the Ravens

2) I'm still salty about the Amari Cooper trade

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Salty Frube

The marvellous art of sucking salty spoff from a used condom you found on the floor.

Mark found Chris and Josh's condom they used from their furry orgy on the weekend, he was feeling hungry and decided to have a Salty Frube, Greedy cunt.

by Handie Andie June 20, 2024

Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy

Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy

by anonymous June 27, 2024

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024