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School Bus Driver 

Someone you should always thank no matter what.
Jeff: Thanks school bus driver!

Bus Driver: Thank you for thanking me, Jeff.

School Slicer 

Different to a school shooter, the main threat brings a lightsaber instead of gun, to slice up the school.
Did you hear what Paul was planning?
Yea, he's going to slice up the school, the goddamn school slicer.

School shooter 

It's when someone who shoots up the school for fun. Sarah, Sabrina, Waylon, Matthew, Cj, and Silas are most likely to do it. School shooters are important. Everyone is important soooo dooo itttt!!!!!!
Person 1 : Did you heard that Haylee was going to shoot up the school but Cj took over

Person 2: Oh my gosh!!!!! I literally faced Cj he is really cute not gonna lie. ;)

Person 1: Eh, not really Silas is WAYYYYY cuteer than any of the boys at school!!!!

Person 2: LISTEN HEREEEEEE!!!! WAYLON AND CJ ARE REALLY CUTE BUT I SHIP WAYLON AND SILAS!!!! #COUPLEGOALS

Person 3 : But damn I over heard that all five of them are school shooters and they finna get y'all. If y'all talk shit like that at school cuz they got ears everywhere!!!
School shooter by Bina 🖤 October 16, 2019

School Nurse 

A lady who "cures you" by putting ice on you because they think ice cures everything.
Kid1- Im hurt!

School Nurse- Okay here's some ice.
Kid1- Bruv.

School Bus 

1. A yellow bus-like vehicle that takes kids to school. They are often driven by incompetent drivers (usually old people or immigrants). They are also cramped and uncomfortable for older students, as school districts tend to use the same buses for high school as the ones they use for the kindergarten.

2. A term for any boxy, large, or cumbersome vehicle in a video game
1. Angry mom: Get your rear out of bed or you'll miss the school bus!

2. Person 1: Damn, is that SU-14 ugly or what?

Person 2: Yep, it's a school bus
School Bus by Carbon'05 June 14, 2012

School Board Special 

Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.

Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!

I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.

Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
School Board Special by cthebold December 27, 2010