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A type of hat that is made to look like a penis and is worn on the head. Although the material it is made from and the shape of it ect. is different it is based of the principle of the stove pipe hat.
It is often worn to ball games and other sporting events,and to school ect. and as a joke.
He's got a penis hat on.
Penis hat by Judge dredd7 September 9, 2011

Penis Santa 

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.
Child
Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!
Penis Santa by ass fairy November 18, 2003

Penis Darts 

the feeling after a rough night of getting high and drunk. The morning after is accompanied with not only a hangover but a pain that runs through the chest and abdomen, almost simulating some sort of penis dart that has run through you.
Person A: Hey how are you? How was the party last night?!
Person B: Man I've fucking got the penis darts..
Person A: Man that must feel bad.
Person B: sure is.
Penis Darts by The weed master January 9, 2010

penis slice 

A singular slice of a decapitated penis.
I found a penis slice in the morgue
penis slice by PV$$¥D€$TR0¥€R February 22, 2017

Penis Worship 

Bowing before the altar of the sacred phallus, seeking indulgence for one's calling of fertility.
She fell to her knees, clasped her hands, and gazed upon his erection in an unabashed display of penis worship.
Penis Worship by d0c_brown June 18, 2018

Penis party 

I had a proper penis party last night 🍆💦
Penis party by Mr. b chungus January 27, 2019