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parked

boring, plateaued, or come to an end.
“that talking stage i was in? parked as hell. we just fell off, i don’t even know what happened.”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”
by megasharkk February 27, 2024
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parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.
by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015
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Valley Park School

A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.
A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.
by secretsome1 October 8, 2023
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pleasnt park

its a community where a group of real niggas live
real gang bangers live out pleasnt park
by mmmmmpoppittt May 13, 2023
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Kawasaki water park

While having relations, the male pulls out, twists their penis and makes a motorbike sound while ejaculating.
I gave Janet in accounting the ol Kawasaki Water Park.
by EL beau August 12, 2023
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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Rosa Parks Special

To run all shield operators on siege
Noah stop being a fatass, we’re all gonna run the Rosa Parks Special to get this win
by Reliable Definition Guver April 29, 2024
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