Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.

You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?

by the english aussie May 31, 2018

Gooney bushing

The act of driving or operating a vehicle through no known road, trail or clearing.

Dirk was late to the shindig and busted the axel on his truck gooney bushing thru the woods trying to join everybody.

by Munster89 October 23, 2023

bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

Bush wookie

Bushwookie is a retail phenomenon when one coworker leaves another co-worker at the front counter alone.

Lucus went to lunch and Chase had to go to the bathroom. Mike who was left at the counter was then bomb rushed by bush wookies.

by Auto parts guy August 25, 2022

Bush

Usually talks vietnamese, make sure it covers it’s cough!

James Davis: Hey did that bush speak vietnamese?

by Troll200 April 5, 2020

Bush Milk

Left over semen in a male/female's bush

Katie pulled down her boyfriend's pants to find some bush milk.

by BobmanChicken May 6, 2018

Wet bush

A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair

Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.

by frogggdogg May 15, 2024