Skip to main content

Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
by anonymous May 23, 2021
mugGet the Facebook mug.

facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
by theredcat360 July 7, 2021
mugGet the facebook barbie mug.

FACEBOOK

Moderators of FACEBOOK are actually in no position to determine what is correct speech or not, since they are by no means objective as their biased userid suspensions and deletions indicate they are highly liberally biased. Zuckerburg's elitists, as they consider themselves to be, in fact are just puppets who are able to control in some capacity opinions or even facts that people wish to express, and yet they are nothing more then brainwashed tools and fools controlled by those with funds and political power who wish to control this society. It is actually socialistic censorship.
Yup, FACEBOOK has been on the liberally biased, politically correct and socialist movement for some time now. Expect to have your post deleted if it doesn't agree with their democratic ideologies.
by Lawrence C. Major in Omaha August 8, 2021
mugGet the FACEBOOK mug.

facebookenese

The language of people on Facebook. (It isn't English, it's an entirely different language)
Someone posted a question on social media yesterday that was undecipherable. It must have been written in Facebookenese.
by AnotherAlias August 28, 2021
mugGet the facebookenese mug.

Facebook

An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
by Shiine-1 September 20, 2021
mugGet the Facebook mug.

Facebookalypse

The death scare of Facebook services while the service was unavailable for over 6 hours on October 4th, 2021. A lot of people started opening different social media accounts. It was a shit show.
Man, we survived through Facebookalypse. But just to be safe, let's open a Twitter account now.
by Facebookalypse October 4, 2021
mugGet the Facebookalypse mug.

Facebook

verb. To Facebook. When a company updates their DNS records to show they have no servers, thereby de-platforming themselves from the web. However, this is not enough to Facebook. Your own internal systems, including physical building security must be tied to your main public domain identity as well, meaning you can't simply send an update email, log in to any internal systems, open doors, send someone to reset the server, etc.
Did you hear TikTok is down right now?
No... did they Facebook?
Nah, they'll be up in a few minutes.
by mycroft16 October 4, 2021
mugGet the Facebook mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email