Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Fire

Jordan

Jordan is literally the living definition of fire.

by pyroloving August 8, 2018

Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.

“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”

by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021

Fire-Out

offers real relief from both
pain and itch—real fast. With a maximum strength combination of Benzocaine and
Menthol,

Fire-Out is the only over-the-counter medicine offering dual modes of action
to quickly treat stings and bites from fire ants and other insects

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Fire

Good bomb weed

I got the fire

by Louisville goomba January 2, 2021

Lil Fire

The best rapper of the last two months in 1994. Partners with rapper Lil skarr, and signed to the label: RED HORNS RECORDS. Lil Fire has so many loyal fans (Such as the

“Honeywell QuietSet Whole Room Tower Fan“ and many more)

Ex:
Mike: “Hey did you hear about Lil Fire?”
Tim: “Oh yeah I did sh-“
Lil Fire: “DIIINNNOOOSSUUUOOOOORRR”

by RED HORNS RECORDS February 3, 2025

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018