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Urban Dictionary 

It is a dictionary. They're all defined by other random humans on this earth.

There are two types of definers: The troll, or the non-troll ( I couldn't think of anything else)

The troll: They make definitions seem more interesting and a bit more humorous. Sometimes people just don't understand that they're joking and seriously think that blumpkin is getting your cock sucked. Blumpkin is isn't even a real fucking word.

The non-troll: Makes real definitions of actual words that exist. Even though my mental age is five, and my attention span is the same as a 3 year old, I would prefer serious definitions than people creating new words that reference sex.
Do you really need an example? You're on Urban Dictionary literally right now.

Urban dictionary 

A place where I’m afraid to search for the definitions of words because everything is ludicrous, edgy, or just plain old fucked up.

Urban dictionary 

The online dictionary with odd and weird definations
I was using the urban dictionary in my English class and got a c

Urban Dictionary 

A site losers go to to define their horrendous names with as good names just so they could feel better about it.
David said I should look up his name on Urban Dictionary, says it's cool.
Urban Dictionary by ayhesaidit August 4, 2018

Urban dictionary 

A place where people go to read there names so they fill good about themselves
Friend 1: hey what are you reading

Friend 2: my name on urban dictionary. It says I’m a sexy beast
Urban dictionary by Jack rows August 6, 2018

Urban dictionary 

A website used for slang words. Often sexual and perverse in nature.
Guy: Hey did you see that guys stingray?
Me: No. I'll have to Urban Dictionary stingray.
Urban dictionary by Joxtrap August 7, 2018