CONNIE-ING

To make more work for yourself

"Wow you really left work late today" "Yeah I was busying Connie-ing and had to stay late"

by dadsads afasdf June 26, 2024

Conner

A hot, sexy boyfriend that'll either do two thing for their partner, gay or straight. They'll either kiss their partner whenever they want or feel like it or kill them out of the love they have for them.

Conner is so hot...like really fuckin' bit but their a possible furry...eh whateva'.

by GGthebusinessbuu November 20, 2024

Connor

this guy has the best luck in the world for no fucking reason. bro when this guy plays anime vanguard on ROBLOX, i wanna drill my brain out

guy 1: yo Connor just got igris on the first try

guy 2: of course he did he's Connor

by thebannanamans December 4, 2024

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Connor

Connor has an absolutely GINORMOUS lightbulb head the size of the titanic. His four head could serve as a lighthouse that you could’ve seen in the middle of the Atlantic.

Girl 1: Omg it’s Connor
Girl 2: AHH MY EYES

by I ❤️ Men December 22, 2024

Connor Bedard

A 19-year-old Canadian hockey player. That's it. Not a sex act or anything. Just a guy on the Blackhawks.

"Connor Bedard is pretty."

by JC Butterball December 25, 2024

Connexiful

(adj.) Marked by a sudden realization of connection or pattern.

When the universe pulls a "you can’t make this shit up" moment, and you’re left wondering if your brain is on something or if the cosmos is just trolling you. It’s that *holy shit* feeling when things connect in ways that make you feel like you’re in some weird, cosmic sitcom. Whether it’s seeing an ad for something you just thought about or realizing you and your friend are both thinking the same thing at the exact same time—*that* is connexiful. It’s the moment when everything aligns in a way that’s both creepy and awesome.

Coined by Joshua and Google Bard on December 28, 2023, when they were like, “We need a word for that weird shit.”

1) "I was just thinking about that song, and then it played on the radio. That’s some connexiful bullshit right there."

2) "We both yelled ‘dildo!’ at the same. Connexiful as hell."

3) "Had a connexiful-ass moment when I realized the universe is fucking with me."

by Sentient Fridge Club December 28, 2024