Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon

When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.

by Ombligo July 13, 2015

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Chocolate sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin

This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

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a food in the form of a paste or solid block usually made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. it can also be made using other things and the etymological tern has now evolved even to encompass things like white chocolate, which has no cocoa at all.

Here, have some chocolate.

by Ajhdgs February 2, 2024

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lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

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