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Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.
Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.
"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"
by Natural Mika February 10, 2020
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Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.
by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019
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Low Two

I had a threesome last weekend. Me and Adam had Taylor over our place for some adult activities. I laid down, she went on top and put my dick in her arse, then Adam climbed on and put his dick in her pussy. We were slapping 'low twos' until she screamed the house down.
by Dingo Venom August 22, 2025
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nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce
go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!
by jkadtvyvuibvbyauirb May 22, 2017
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two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.
"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"
by StreetMutt March 19, 2015
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