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pie drunk

When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie
Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk
by Kptnkuku April 18, 2018
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Terra cotta Pie

A word used in the famous System of a Down song “ Vicinity of Obscenity
Multiple sources say that “terracotta pie” represents vagina in the songs lyrics.
Terracotta pie, hey
Terracotta pie, hey
Terracotta pie, hey
Terra cotta pie
by gglulzboyonreddit November 25, 2023
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Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.
by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020
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Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex
Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.
by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017
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Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.
“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”
by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018
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pookie-pie

someone who is fabulous, important, hot , and sexy <3
"Bbl drake is a such pookie-pie"
by becky43 June 1, 2022
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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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