ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.

Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch

by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021

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Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

by Eighthass January 1, 2023

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A man or woman who has amounted to very little in life, frequently is found on couches eating chips, or napping during the day in bed.

Can often be seen watching ESPN, or reality television, rarely has a job, and usually neglects personal hygiene like brushing their teeth in the morning, or putting on deodorant.

Diet usually consists of hot pockets, microwave burritos, taquitos, and pot stickers.

Dude, Kevin is a total slough ass. That schmuck logged 14 hours on the couch today playing madden 2005, and then: he farted when my mom came by to drop off my mail. What a loser.

by Big Status February 9, 2009

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Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people get shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. Usually ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey, I promise you, you're gonna have fun at the party tonight, its gonna be an ass on the ceiling good time."

by Bryan Adelman May 26, 2008

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