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dicky punch

Created by the brilliant mind of DillonRay Coggins, the term Dicky Punch is a significant blow to the testicle regions of a fellow male specimen. This technique is only to be used in self defense or if you're really really mad; due to the fact that this technique might rupture the testicle regions of a male specimen. It's known to cause inefficient sperm-age It lowers the sperm count due to how devastating just one blow can be. It's also known to destroy ovaries in a female specimen, this term is it's counterpart known as Vaggie Punch.
He screamed, "dicky punch!" And gave a seirous but lethal blow to the male's dicky and balls.
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Leroy punch

It's the shaquika punch for females. A Leroy punch is a punch landed in the vagina, that connects with such velocity that the vagina fuses shut, the ovaries are obliterated into pure information, and gamma rays are emitted from the point of contact.
Jenna stole Chuck's keys, so Chuck Leroy punched Jenna.
by pseudo-pseudo August 14, 2015
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apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.
"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"
by worlds best apple puncher December 9, 2015
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pecker punched

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.
by hirsakowski January 27, 2016
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reindeer punch

a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays
Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!
by pseudoname20040402 March 25, 2016
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shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016
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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"
by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016
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