Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.

Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!

by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020

Facebook

Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website

Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook

by Mikeyjee August 31, 2020

Facebook Deep

When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.

That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep

by Doll123 September 6, 2020

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Faceboob Friend

Adding or keeping a friend on Facebook strictly for the purpose of viewing their cleavage shot photos.

I haven't seen this girl in years. I hardly know her anymore. But damn what a rack. she can be My Faceboob Friend.

by you really don't wanna know October 27, 2020

Facebookin

To be present with a straight face showing little to no emotion. A neutral stance of facial expression.

Yo the homie facebookin over there, I hope he's alright

by dickchaney002 October 30, 2020