eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
by maximitis November 10, 2024
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Eat sand

Ok so in today’s video I’m going to play... what’s the name, let me see. (Ten hours of silence later) ok we are playing eat sand... (ten years of creepy silence later) So uh I’m drinking hot sauce not known as lava uh so I’m ending this video uh.
by Da personnnnn June 24, 2021
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eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing
elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3
by bebsmuskrat February 05, 2022
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Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
by Bonbonben May 28, 2017
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Eats his sister

A euphemism for incestuous behavior, usually oral sex, with one’s sister.
by RhodyRhodesRhodesia October 27, 2021
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A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 09, 2021
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