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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Deashawn

An 18 year old boy who goes to Riverside University High School and has a crush on a girl named Veronica.
Ariana Hardy: omg Deashawn has a huge crush on Veronica.
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Death bots

OR rogue A.I. controlled death bots... I doubt they are going to care about a trademark... Probably should have cooperated...
Hym "It COULD be aliens... It could also be my death bots... In which case... Yeah... YOU ARE BEING CONQUERED! RESIST AND BE DESTROYED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough-cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life
"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
by anonymous August 27, 2023
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Death Cult

That is a lie and if what you believe is true you're going to burn in he'll forever Alex.
Hym "Calling them a Death Cult in no way detracts from the fact that you religion is an incest cult. No God would ever forgive what you are."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024
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