misunderstood boner

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

by Rumham frank April 4, 2016

Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.

Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!

by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016

Bay Boner

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.

Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner

by Th3 KMeister July 26, 2016

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016