Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020

anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.

did you look at the google anals for yesterday?

by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.

Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."

by anonymous February 1, 2022

anal persuasion

Anal persuasion is a verb for when a woman wants something from her man and uses anal as a way to soften him up.

W-"Honey can we please have another kid?!"
M-"Not unless you give me some Anal Persuasion."😉

by Swaqqerdownpat23 September 21, 2018

anal gombling

nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala

yes i love anal gombling

by didlo demolisher December 27, 2023