cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

Ass Groundhog

that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.

Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

sticky ass

When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.

guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.

by jimmybomm June 9, 2020

ass nigger

a nigger that comes from the warm depths of an ass

my child is an ass nigger

by fuckstickmcgeeville September 11, 2020

Ass Wheelie

When a dog or cat drags its behind along the floor for a good wipe / remove worms. Also see dog wheelie.

Cant believe that fuckin cat of mine. Came home last night to find it doing an ass wheelie on mi pillow.

by milnofshkie January 28, 2013

Juice that ass

To squeeze an ass, like squeezing a fruit to get the juice out of it. To 'juice' that ass.

Juice that juice that ass, do it slow do it fast. Pump that pump that pump that ass, do it slow, do it fast. I got juice.

by Mere and Log October 2, 2013

ass torqued

when a dude gives it to you in the ass a little too hard

John: "KT why are you having such a hard time sitting down?"

KT: "I got ass torqued last night..."

by gogators1088 June 19, 2012