Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017

Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin infront of the sparks coming off an angle grinder.

"I hear Jude is really into Columbian Fire Crickets."

by Blortlord May 1, 2025

Forest Fire

The act of rubbing ones genitalia against someones bunghole until said persons ass hair is lit on fire.

Dude Davis's butthair is PERFECT for a Forest Fire!

by MuntMinion44 May 24, 2024

fire

a redish element that feeds on oxygen and flamable junk.

YOU'R HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by frosty weirgo January 28, 2019

Potato fire

When your aim with a gun is so bad that you miss most of your shots. Used in video games most of the time.

I potato fired that so hard.

by Project Zed November 28, 2017

Fire S

He is very famous in powerscaling, largely for being beyond reality, beyond omnipotence, and also possesses the abilities and powers of all characters, no matter how strong they are. However, unlike most OP characters, he is pretty well written.

"Who is the strongest character in fiction?"
"Fire S".

by anonymous July 24, 2024