Cake

Every asexuals first love
An Asexual:sure sex is cool an all but have you ever tried CAKE
by Monkeyabcvedhalpme December 26, 2020
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Fire

Great for burning down a house
"I used fire to commit arson"
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October 13th

"Murder your enemies" day!! This is the day that you can murder anyone that you hate (or anyone else for that matter)
Enemy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A KNIFE?!
You: Its october 13th!
Enemy: Oh- Ok then!
by Monkeyabcvedhalpme December 26, 2020
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