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Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
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Out of Pocket

Out of Pocket. Out of pocket can mean out of hand, off the chain, and other things. If someone calls you out of pocket, they mean that you are doing too much and that whatever caused them to say that, was pretty wild.
Bekah: "Can I catfish my cousin? Or is that too Alabama?"
Ashley: "Dude you're way out of pocket. Like, you can't even turn around and see the pocket anymore. Thats how out of pocket you are Bekah."
by @sadielordideas March 28, 2019
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Out of pocket

Your Completely out of line...
Your Out of control..
Your Annoying or
Your Wild as hell
"they said Tom robbed that 711 yo!"
"Yo Tom is out of pocket"
by T. Petty October 15, 2019
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Out of pocket

Florida slang:
Sharing someone else business when it’s not necessary regardless if its trueor false
Ex1:
‘My mom was wayyy out of pocket

on what I did in the house when she was out of town and she had the audacityto bring it up at the family reunions’
Ex2:
P1: I can’t cant talk to Keshia no more
P2: Why?
P1: That b*tch be out of pocket about me to everyone and everywhere regardless if I do or don’t know them!

P2: Damn..
P1: Exactly that’s why she’s cut off, period.
by StanYeahya March 19, 2020
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.
by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020
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