penis bakery

its pretty self explanatory, imagine it yourself.

“omw to the penis bakery” “wtf is a penis bakery?”

by noahnecksbiggestfan738 December 15, 2022

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022

penis overload

A penis overload is when you clog up your urethra with your hot, sticky semen

i heard blake wanking to meatspin and doing a penis overload

by iLOVErednecks November 12, 2018

Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

Penis Honker

Used to describe someone who briefly squeezes the head of a penis like a clown would honk their nose

John: I've heard Ralph is a real Penis Honker in bed
Ralph: Oh thanks you clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017