meat sweats

The morning after a night out drinking, you feel fine, then a sudden yuck sickness comes across, you feel utter crap and can include churning stomach, dizzyness, hot and cold sensations and usually lasts 5 - 30mins.

"Christ Reginold!!, shouldnt of drunk last night, feelin the meat sweats bad!!!!!"

by crofty88 April 23, 2008

princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

by Guillermo July 2, 2006

Shanghai Meat Bun

When your at a party and everyone falls then you jack off and splurge between their but cheeks

John:What did you do last night Bob?

Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun

Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together

by ChoadZillla69 February 19, 2010

Meat loaf plate

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

by Derek1224679535 June 5, 2011

Cock meat sandwich

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.

Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.

by Anonymous reality June 10, 2015

Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower

by 12deda November 17, 2016

dark meat platter

When a rather well hung black fellow conceals his penis in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.

Officer: What happened here?
Victim: He dark meat plattered me.....

by LawsonF December 16, 2015