Lammers' Law

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.

Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.

by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

Greenberg’s Law

The law that states that whenever the homies are talking to a girl, you must say it is rizz. It does not matter what they are talking about, it is rizz.

Greenberg’s law is commonly applied in classrooms where there are equal amounts of each gender.

by CR9Worss November 22, 2024

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024

Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

by thmill December 2, 2024

keneno law

Keneno law states that once keneno starts running at you it is 100% over for your ass.

Did you study your keneno law?

by fatherbattyjacks December 3, 2024

smoking law

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities

Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you

by сабтен December 9, 2024