Jack Dorsey

The guy who created twitter along with: Evan Williams and Biz stone. Where people follow celebrities and where people can talk about anything also, people and celebrities can update whatever they are doing,post pictures and send messages known as "tweets"

Person A: Somebody just tweeted "took a dump" cool
Person B: Really what is the point why do you do it?
Person A: To follow celebrities and tweet people Jack Dorsey created it
Person B: Cool

Jack Dorsey by Miss. no name May 8, 2011

jack bauer 

The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.

Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...

Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*

Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

jack bauer by Nathaniel Reebus November 3, 2007

Jack in the Box 

Disgusting fucking cockroach filled dump where illegal immigrants work in order to pay their rent. Their meat is filled with bones, and the food smells like the mexican workers' body order. The oil is toxic and will make you sick. The place smells like they are buring flesh and turning it into oil.

The only reason Jack In The Box exists is so that Illegal immigrants can pay their rent.

Jack in the Box by dfsdgfsgfghsdfgh December 28, 2005

jack shit 

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob

jack shit by jackshit March 5, 2008

jack rose 

more commonly known as "musaholic" Jack Rose simply means a teenage boy or girl that cannot stop associating things with the band "MUSE"

Jack Rose-"OMG!!! i cant get this muse song outa my head!!!"

jack rose by Princess Consuela Bannana Hammok August 22, 2004

Jack-O-Lantern

When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat

I got the peter-gazer with the Jack-O-Lantern...thats totally five kicks!

Jack-O-Lantern by Phi Delta Tau November 20, 2007

jack-off 

Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.

jack-off by AdamH April 13, 2005