bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

Badass bush

A hairy pussy you gotta have hedgeclippers to fuck.

I had to bring machete when I bang you mama and her badass bush last night.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Wet bush

Slang term for broccoli

“Mmmh that wet bush was good!”

by Coochiecooter September 1, 2019

Bush

A game where people will try to push other people into bushes whilst shouting 'bush' at them to gain satisfaction out of others' pain. This normally happens between a group of drunks.

After being bushed -
'That is not a bush!'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.

Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!

by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

brownie bush

An African-American woman's pubic hair after repeatedly wiping back to all the way front

After smelling Lafondah's brownie bush, I'd take fish any day

by That Tromblown July 29, 2015

Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.

"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024