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Cushing High School 

Cushing is a small town by Nacogdoches. (the oldest town in Texas) Cushing High School is mainly made up of 50% Alcoholics, 20% whores, 10% druggies, 5% pregnant girls, 13% stuck up bitches, and 2% prudes. Mainly on the weekends you party, get drunk, and get high. Some do that during the week, and some do that right before school. Some people actually try to do good in their studies so they can try to make something of themselves and get out of this lame ass town, and some people don't give a shit.
Cushing High School

Texan #1: Where are we?
Texan #2: Cushing?...Where ever the hell that is.
Texan #1: Lets ask this man walking down the street.
Texan #2: Um.. Excuse me sir, where are we?
Redneck Stranger: Why sonny, yous in Cushin'.
(Tires screeching)
Texan #1: Lets get the hell out of this town!
(2 seconds later)
Texan #2: We're already out of Cushing?
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Sarasota High Tea 

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
Sarasota High Tea by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

rouse high school 

Hell. Abosutely complete hell. When you say you go here everyone just looks at you in shock for the factor your still alive
Yeah I go to rouse high school. Yeah I want to end my life.

Harrison high school 

Harrison high school is a school is Harrison, NYwhich is full of wannabe guidos and preppy rich kids.

The Harrison kids all wear their vineyard vines clothes and have the latest technology and think they’re the shit
The lakers were once pretty much all Italian but now it’s becoming more Hispanic
The down town kids are kind of weird
People are as drugged up as in these other posts but now they all just JUUL and think they’re so cool
Both basketball teams have finally won something

The football team is still as ass as ever

The track team is literally the only thing going for Harrison
Harrison high school is full of wannabe guidos And their sports teams suck

Frontier High School 

25 fights a year. If you’re not a senior, you’re a freshman. Parties only take in the woods bc people are pussies and house parties are too classy for Hamburg.
Dude you go to Frontier High School? So you’re like poor?

warsaw high school

A place where you’re either a pot head or a hick, full of “what the fucks” and the girls relationships just revolve on whoever they hop on next that helps them get over a man they just left a couple weeks previously
Are you going to the Warsaw High School Game? No probably not, no matter how good they’re doing they’re just gonna lose in the playoffs.

Pace high school 

Since we out here ranting about pace, let me rant a little bit. Pace is literally an example of a fake show, you can’t even walk pass a person in pace that would literally talk shit behind your back especially them Cuban white girls that think they’re the shit when they not but, talk shit about how they can’t get a senior guy attention or dick. We also have the worst freshmen’s and all of them are damn ugly and smell like the damn boys bathroom and roach spray some of them even built like fat Albert and the cospys kids. Yeah sure some are pretty chill and nice but you can’t tell me them fat Albert bitches be talking mad smack when damn well they be looking likebowser. Also, the deans are mad racist and sexist and don’t do shit especially some teachers that I ain’t going to shoutout. So if you come to pace you be blinded seeing the dance team twerking -99 of no ass and the football team getting a concussion by losing from other schools football team. People only come to suck off their bf dick anyways.
Pace high school “Come and join pace and be a proud spartan
pace is the way!
Pace high school by Peelingcarrot January 24, 2019