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Lady boner

When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner
A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"
by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024
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Gucci Boner

One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.
Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life
by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023
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Boner

Your not a true boner unless you bone everyday!
by ethanmlego June 11, 2019
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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023
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boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.
by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021
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Boner

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge
by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022
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