Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

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Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023

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Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez

Alex Wolff's Alvarez, from Jumanji to Oppenheimer, it's an adventure in physics man!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's Alex Wolff playing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez, it's a physics adventure bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

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