Lonely Sucks

Someone who sucks and bad at everything he does

guy 1: Guys, I need help in game
guy 2: Sure, I can help you
literally everyone else: No! 'Guy 2' Lonely sucks, don't help him, let him solve it alone.

by Seiba April 29, 2021

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

arctic suck

Having a sixty year old grandmother suck your dick in the middle of the glades at a ski resort.

Hey granny, come give me that good arctic suck on Ralph’s Run.

by Floppy to nut January 04, 2019

Cock sucking gypsy

someone who mikoozles others

THAT COCK SUCKING GYPSY MIKOOZLED ME

by Oopsmikesdead May 08, 2019

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*

She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

by cumgutter September 01, 2022