Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mung Penis.

A stank cock and balls. Wither and shut the fuck up.

a nigger mung penis.

by aleksandrie March 17, 2023

Penis licker

The equivalent of a human being using its tongue to lick off the dried yeast and old crusted dead skin of the man's lower body organ between his legs.

Hey!!! That person is a penis licker! Radical!!!

by Bigbustyradiatorcum March 29, 2023

Viking Penis

a gargantuan cock with braided pubes

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis

by chicken launcher February 21, 2023

Penis Collider

When you are drinking pina colada and drunk to the point where you exposed your sexuality

Yo, did you saw that two dude drinking Penis Collider last night?

by LicenceHK April 23, 2023

Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.

Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023