A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
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