Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack

I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts

by manoman044321 July 10, 2011

Nut residue

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Finna Nut

Finna But was the code word that president George Bush used to initiate the September 11th attack.

"Hello, it is me George Bush, Finna Nut, Allah Hu Akbar."

by Reddit sucks dick March 3, 2020

Nut scrapping

cutting your ball hair and keeping the stuff left over, preferably in a box, or suitcase...for those out of town trips.

"man you should see all my nut scrappings!"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Are you nut?

It has multiple uses and definitions.

Are you crazy?

What the fuck!?!

Are you STOOPID?!

James, "Want to fuck?"

Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."

Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*

Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"

Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*

Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."

Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

Dietz nuts

Grab a handful of dietz nuts

I bought Dietz nuts by dietz and Watson

by Johnny-Sinn420 October 1, 2021

Joe Nuts

1) The word you use to piss the crap out of people when in conversations.

2) Can be used to end conversations when things get strange or boring.

3) The thing you say after you tell somebody about Joe.

1) Person 1: Alright so did you that in episode 7 of Star Wars... Person 2: Joe Nuts. Person 1) God dahmit you piece of shi-

2) Person 1: So basically after Hawkeye saw his family fade away, he turned into- Person 2: well Joe Nuts. Person 1: ok ill stop

3) Person 1: Oh yeah COD Warzone is doing a colab with Joe! Person 2: Cool, whos Joe by the way Person 1: Heheheh.. You fell for my trap... JOE NUTS BABYYYYYYYYY

by 4our20wenty6ix9ine May 13, 2021