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two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.
hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw
by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017
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Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.
Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect
by JumpingJ January 20, 2016
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Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.
Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"
by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017
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A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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Two faced

Istg if you are looking for this word cuz you met a Gemini your friendship will not last lol Gemini’s dont like being out into stereotypes watchu gon do about it -by a gemini lol
Gemini’s aren’t two faced they just have multiple personalities
by isabellathegeminipoopoos August 27, 2020
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two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018
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two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.
Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!
by mama_jazz August 10, 2016
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