penis traitor 

function: Adjective
One who changes sides after experiencing the delights of an enemy's sexuality (commonly their manhood). The penis traitor will commonly abandon all existing friends in favor of their new pleasure source.

Megan was my best friend until she started sleeping with Timmy. Now that penis traitor won't return my calls.

penis traitor by RatherAbandoned April 16, 2008

Penis ice-carving 

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

Penis ice-carving by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

Penis Hoarder 

A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.

Alison is a huge penis hoarder. Did you hear about all the guys she hooked up with last weekend?

Penis Hoarder by Tina221 December 2, 2010

Penis pep talk

The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate

Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.

Penis pep talk by Woweeh May 21, 2014

penis cancer 

Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs

friend: did you hear Adrian got penis cancer

Person:yeah I feel bad

penis cancer by Omb May 22, 2018

penis butt

the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.

-No one loves me.
-...
-Are you not going to say anything?
-Penis butt?

penis butt by largepenisinasshole November 3, 2019

Penis flytrap 

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

Penis flytrap by D Flawless February 26, 2020