The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
by Jdjxuducusuajns s October 31, 2023
When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"
Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"
Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 07, 2020
Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 28, 2020
As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!
Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
by the modhatter June 26, 2024
by Martian bot December 27, 2021
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 07, 2021