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spite hot

When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.
Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.

Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.
by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017
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hoosier hot

A very attractive person of hoosier, red neck and/or urban caucasian qualities.
Channing Tatum, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Luke Bryan, etc.

Girl #1: Channing Tatum is so hot!
Girl #2: Yeah, but he's like hoosier hot
by yourlastchance May 1, 2017
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Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.
Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.
by Sully_The_Jeep May 1, 2017
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Hot slingshot

When one person leans his head back with his mouth open and the other person launches a hot lugey into their open mouth.
Joe was yawning, so I took the opportunity to toss that mutherfucka a hot slingshot.
by Jackdymph May 18, 2017
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Hot Biggs

Someone who can get fucking wild, and knows how to suck a mean dick. They like to drink, and are the ultimate wingman. They're a girl between 5"3', and 5"9', typically brunette or blonde, and they always bring the life of the party.
Damn, look at that girl. She's totally Hot Biggs material. Or HOT BIGGS!!
by Jaybabes94 May 25, 2017
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Hot Hector

The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.

Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.

The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??

GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.

DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?

GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
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smocking hot

This phrase is for describing a girl that has perfect tits, and awesome booty; in other words, she is perfect any sense word.
...Hey Ted, yesterday I banged such a smocking hot girl!..
by Peluquero June 14, 2017
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