MD Dick

(Or WIZZ Dick) Commoly occurs after a big night on MDMA or Meth-Amphetamine. The size of your penis will shrink to a child like state(<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

"Fuck I can't show her this, I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got MD Dick bad."

P.S. Don't scuff yourself {Scuff Ya Cunt}

by Your Mum Was Great Last Nite October 30, 2004

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dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!

by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

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cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006

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dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

by yosdk June 25, 2006

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Lil-Dick

What Eddie has...........

When ur fuckin a chick and she says are u in yet and you say, "In???? I already came".

by Don P August 14, 2003

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Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010

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