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National Crack Your Ex Day

January 10th is National Crack Your Ex Day. Run it back with your ex!! please!!
This weekend is National Crack Your Ex Day, I hope we can pull through!
by super1235667 January 9, 2026
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queer the crack

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
by T$ March 5, 2003
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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.
If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.
by Beanaeb November 21, 2011
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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
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ass in a crack

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.
by Appauling July 10, 2014
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wack on crack

When someone is acting so wacky and they seem like they are on crack
Wow shes acting really crazy she must be "wack on crack"
by ermaa September 8, 2016
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